After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.
Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.
"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.
- 'Star Wars comes to Holyhead as Darth Vader strikes back in Jedi's back garden', The Telegraph, 29 March 2008
[Courtesy of Che. The story's even funnier if you imagine the event being played out with north Wales accents]