'This week, I'm going to teach you to write a kids' book. Why? Because people think it's easier than writing an adults' book. And it is. Because children (1) are dumber and (2) know fewer words. Also, they have such limited experience of the world that it's easy to trick them. For example, if a talking rat who dreams of being a great poet shows up in an adult book, all of us adults go: "What a crock! No one wants to be a poet anymore, not even a rat". But kids have been on earth so briefly, they don't even know what a poet is, or how little money they make'
- George Saunders, Guardian Weekend, 5 May 2007