Jola, 21, au pair
'In Belsize Park, I loved the summer house. The father was very handsome. The mother was pretty because she'd had a little plastic surgery. At first, she liked me but we had an argument. She called down the stairs, "Jola, the children are calling!". I said, "I think they are calling you". She said, "And I expect you to go to them". I said, "Your husband is telling me about Hong Kong. Two minutes, please". Then she said, "You impertinent slut". Then upstairs, she let me hear her say she had wanted a gay man as the au pair. I said, "And what if the gay man was also attracted to your husband?". I should not have said "also"'.
- Metro.co.uk, 2 August 2007