Thigh-high boots

'In a moment of stupidity recently I was toying with the idea of maybe getting some thigh-high boots, and fishing for a compliment I said to my sister, "Where would I get thigh-high boots that would fit my thighs?".

And she said, "Well, trannies must get them from somewhere"'.

- Sarah Millican, BBC Radio 4, 4 Stands Up, 9 April 2009