26 September 2006

Hamilton thief broadens his wardrobe options

A Hamilton strip club had its van stolen on Saturday. Luckily it was later recovered, but:

...missing from the vehicle was a sack containing about 50 items, including g-strings and some of the performers' costumes. Also missing was an inflatable penis Firecats had brought to help with promotions during last year's British and Irish Lions rugby tour.

Who could fail to agree with the club owner, who wondered aloud, 'I don't know what sort of person is running around with a sackful of panties and a large inflatable penis'?

- Waikato Times, 26 August 2006

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