What if he ate your shin in Berlin?

'Oh, I loved him, but he was... scary. I was going to invite him up to Maine; I have this beautiful home in Maine... but then I reconsidered because I saw that movie again. Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine? I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins, but I couldn't get past the Lecter thing'

- US media personality and former jailbird Martha Stewart, on her brief relationship with Sir Anthony Hopkins

[Courtesy of Louwrens. What about your knee in Paree? Or your neck in Bishkek?]