'The sexy nude scientist of the stimulating underground'

Of whom do I speak? Well ladies and gentlemen, the title refers to that thoroughly talented chap, Cameron Casanova... oops, I should've said 'drum roll' before that. He's a Greek/German DJ now living in London, and his website biography is an entertaining read of sub-Borat stylings and out-there vanity. Some quotes:

- 'Soon he will release on major label UK his debut album Cameleon Woman. A collection of sexy and catchy pop bombs...'

- 'Experts are spreading rumors of incredible stimulating nights with him at the clubs around the world. They call him "sexy nude scientist of the stimulating underground", cause of his topless performances and his ultra-genious pleasure toping sets'

- 'Insiders are spreading rumors of a big thing coming, maybe the highlight of U.K´s music business for this winter. He is also ready to float the dance-music scene to the insanity starting his badly sensitively DJ-performances right from the heart of London'

- 'I had a lot of girls. I cheeted them all...'

Cameron Casanova

[Courtesy of Holymoly. Of course it could all be a tongue-in-cheek bad English spoof to gain publicity!]