On Victoria Beckham's true talent

'Each Girl got a solo spotlight where they performed a hit from their years exiled from Spice World, with the notable exception of Posh, who in lieu of performing a song from her surprisingly adequate yet shelved solo album simply took her alone time to walk down the stage catwalk in a fabulous gown while talking on her cell phone. It was the most honest assessment of a performer's true talent I've ever had the fortune to witness, and the crowd absolutely ate it up. Maybe it's because of her constant media exposure or the fact that Los Angeles is her new adopted hometown, but human clothes-hanger Victoria got the loudest and most consistent crowd reactions during the entire show. Add it to the list of mankind's mysteries, right next to what killed the dinosaurs'

 

- ' Zig-a-zig-ugh: How I Learned to Stop Bitching and Tolerate the Spice Girls', Popdose.com, 12 December 2007