Somebody get this man an agent!

Multi-media personalidee Che Tibby conquers the organs of the fourth estate one by one, in 2007's most prominent celebrity diarrhoea reportage.

"It was probably by evening that I started to get... a feeling of urgency," he says diplomatically. "There was a mass evacuation – it was like people leaving the Twin Towers on 9/11."

- Dominion Post, 28 December 2007

[Source: Ricc]