"Shall I fetch you a coffee?" - You have too many children in your care and are plainly not coping. After I've fetched your coffee, I'm considering calling Social Services.
"Oh, don't worry, they all go through it." - Your child is definitely worse-behaved than mine.
"Are you friends with Kate?" - We have some juicy and possibly slanderous gossip about Kate to share.
31 July 2008
14 things mums say at toddler groups
...and what they really mean.
- The Times Alpha Mummy blog, 30 July 2008