02 July 2008
Age and achievements
'I do not want to hear about anybody who does anything in their 20s. If you are a 19-year-old who has already accomplished the things I've only been vaguely talking about maybe taking the first steps toward trying to do for the past seven years, then fan-freaking-tastic. Good for you, and now shut the hell up. In fact, I would only like to hear about the accomplishments of people who did things at five years older than whatever my current age is on an ongoing basis. I am 26 now, so I do not currently want to hear from anybody who did anything before the age of 31. Next year, that will rise to 32. And so forth'
- Elizabeth Urello, 'People I Am Sick Of Hearing About', Ducts.org