Tragic movie taglines

Harlem On The Prairie (1937)
The World's First Outdoor Action Adventure With An All-Negro Cast.

Suspiria (1977)
The Only Thing More Terrifying Than The Last 12 Minutes Of This Film Are The First 92.

Silent Rage (1982)
Science Created Him. Now Chuck Norris Must Destroy Him.

Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
This Time... It's Personal.

Cocktail (1988)
When He Pours, He Reigns

The Harvest (1992)
They Stole One Of His Kidneys. Now They've Come For The Other One.

Jack Frost (1998)
Jack Frost Is Getting A Second Chance To Be The World's Coolest Dad... If He Doesn't Melt First.

Sleepwalkers (1992)
They Feast On Your Fear - And It's Dinner Time.

Caveman (1981)
Back When You Had To Beat It Before You Could Eat It...

The Unashamed (1938)
Actually Filmed In A Nudist Camp!

- Q Magazine, April 2009 edition