How not to pull a sickie

Seems Lindsay Lohan's boss on her latest film isn't appreciating her constant late nights and not showing up for work, so he's sent her a stern letter, which was promptly leaked, presumably by the production company. I reckon it was the feeble excuses wot did it. Ain't the internet wonderful for prying into the pointless lives of the ludicrously over-exposed glimmerati!

Source: TheSmokingGun.com