03 August 2006

The 86 Rules of Boozing

Including all-time classics like:

- Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: "Great, now I’m going to get drunk"

- If you owe someone twenty dollars or less, you may pay them back in beer.

- Your songs will come on as you're leaving the bar.

- Screaming, “Someone buy me a drink!” has never worked.

- Asking a bartender what beers are on tap when the handles are right in front of you is the equivalent of saying, “I'm an idiot.”


All this and more at:

Modern Drunkard Magazine - The 86 Rules of Boozing

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