Perhaps I'll rephrase that

From a comments thread discussing the BBC comedy panel show, Mock The Week:

My favourite Russell Howard joke was the one he said about the most embarassing moment he had at school. This was when the maths teacher was presiding over a quiet classroom and a fellow pupil called Linda was hitting her calculator repetitively on the desk. The teacher suddenly exploded 'Linda, how would you like it if I banged you against the desk?'

- Guardian, 16 June 2010