Feel the mighty power of Steven Seagal... in a can!

Possibly the best review of an energy drink created by washed-up martial arts action star Steven Seagal that you'll EVER READ!

'I didn't know quite what I had just tasted, but my mind immediately painted a picture of someone going into a supermarket, opening every can in the canned fruit aisle, pouring all the various syrups into one 16-oz container, and hoping for the best. It was like an evil punch made from fruits that had no business ever knowing each other'

[Courtesy of Louwrens. I notice that the talented Mr Seagal is also listed as playing 'Cock Puncher' in the upcoming and as-yet-untitled movie by The Onion. Surely it will be the pinnacle of his acting career.]