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From a fifth and last paragraph of a report on the Hong Kong Sevens rugby tournament:

 

'As for the three-day event, England and Scotland reached the last eight, Wales won the second tier plate final and Samoa took the title'

 

Nice to see they wedged the result in there somewhere.  The first four paragraphs of the article addressed the admittedly far more important issue of the crowd costumes, and were illustrated by two photos: one of five midriff-baring girls wearing short skirts and medical masks and gloves, and another of a girl wearing a tiny PVC skirt and a t-shirt reading 'Too Hot?'.

 

- Metro.co.uk, 2 April 2007