13 March 2008
Alert the media
The Timaru Herald has reported on the opening of a cash machine at a local supermarket, noting that 'after nine years' campaigning, Timaru District councillor Terry Kennedy was given the honour of cutting the ribbon, witnessed by a cluster of supermarket staff'. A ribbon-cutting ceremony, eh? Steady on there folks, if you start crowing everyone will want one.
- Timaru Herald, 12 March 2008
[My other favourite headline from today's Herald is 'Causeway suggested'. No fancy messing around there. Does what it says on the tin.]