I'm sure she's just happy being the member for Mt Albert

'Her surroundings of subordinates ... probably leaves her with unfulfilled desires for a situation where roles are reversed and she can become the double-double agent of gender deconstructions'.

- Excerpt from 'On the Conditions and Possibilities of Helen Clark Taking Me as Her Young Lover' by Richard Meros (quoted in Guardian Weekly, 1-7 July 2005).

[The author is quoted as saying "I don't want my grandma to know I wrote it"]