06 August 2008

Mullet euphemisms

  • The Billy Ray Cyrus
  • The 10-90
  • The Kentucky Waterfall
  • The Bi-level
  • The Faded Glory
  • Business in the Front, Party in the Back
  • The Achy-Breaky Big Mistakie
  • Fillet or Femullet (generic terms used to described any mullet on a woman)
  • The Ben Franklin
  • The Missouri Compromise
  • The Louisiana Purchase
  • The Camaro Crash Helmet
  • The Shlong (Short in front, long in the back)
  • S&L Crisis
  • The LPGA
  • Hockey Hair
  • The Soccer Flip
  • The Joe Dirt
  • The Nape Drape
  • The Convertible
  • The Tennessee Top Hat
  • The Canadian Passport
  • The New Jersey Neckwarmer
  • The Wayne Gretzky
  • The Sly Stallone
  • The Chattanooga Choo Choo
  • The Neck Blanket
  • The Wisconsin Waterfall
  • The Mississipi Mud Flap
  • The Short-long
  • The Norco Nape Drape
  • The Sfilby (Short in Front, Long in Back)
  • - Source: Wikipedia


    John-Squared said...

    HA! Hilarious! Camaro Crash Helmet is my favorite! Thanks for making my afternoon brighter!

    Mr Rich said...

    You missed some of the classifications... see http://www.mulletsgalore.com/classifications/index.html for further information...

    (nevertheless, you brightened my day too - thank you)

    ethel the chicken said...

    One more to add:

    The "El Camino"